a mature meme
I read this on Kay’s site, it was interesting and she tagged me…so I’m gonna do it too!
I am tagging anyone who has started a sentence with “When I was young …”
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
The mortgage, and we just wrote our first check….29 years and 11 months to go!
2. What’s the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Anywhere your love is!
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
About 20 years ago, 10 tequila shots in a row. I’m amazed I lived to tell the tale. Thank goodness for good friends who took tender care of me and tucked me in like good gentlemen. Thanks Lenny and Pete! 
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
I haven’t actually danced ON a bar…but it was pretty close to that at Ra Nightclub on my 30th birthday in Vegas. Lots of fun. In fact, that’s prolly the last time I got really drunk.
5. Name of your 1st grade teacher?
Miss Henry at Misawa Elemetary School on Misawa AFB in Japan.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Rolling around naked in the big lottery cash that I just brought home! But since I didn’t win the lottery, I’ll just sit here and answer these questions.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
The President of the United States. People of the Earth would get along and be kind to eachother…or else!
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one?
Just one.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It’s comfy.
10. Gas Prices! First thought?
Ouch.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go and with whom?
Tokyo, Japan with my family.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
What alarm?
13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?
I should go to sleep.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
hi cut
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Heheheh.
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Housecleaning in general.
17. If you didn’t have to work, what would you do?
play video games, golf and travel.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in!
19. Your favorite cartoon character?
Tigger…duh! LOL
20. Favorite non-sexual thing to do at night with the opposite sex is?
Sleep
21. A secret that you wouldn’t mind everyone knowing?
If it was something that I wouldn’t mind everyone knowing…it wouldn’t be a secret!
23. Your best yo momma joke?
Yo momma is so ugly, she had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her! (You didn’t have high expectations, did you?)
24. Beach or Lake?
Beach. Just not IN the ocean. But lakes…ewwww.
25. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
No. But I think it’s been commercialized to death and doesn’t mean what it used to to a lot of people.
26. Who do you stalk on FRIENDSTER?
I AM old…what’s Friendster?
27. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Oh I can’t pick just one…so…My favorite guilty pleasure would be having so many guilty pleasures, and indulging every single one of them.
28. Movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out you like?
I can’t think of any movies that I like that I wouldn’t other folks to know I like. BUT…have to say…the first word that popped into my head was porn. LOL And I don’t even watch porn, I swear. Yuck.
29. What’s your drink?
Coke, regular…no diet! Gimme my caffeine AND my sugar!
30. Cowboys or Indians?
Cowboys, totally!
31. Cops or Robbers?
Who’s cuter?
32. Stiffler or Oz?
Oz, definately.
33. Norm or Cliff?
Ew. I’ll go with Woody.
34. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Any one that caused someone I loved pain.
35. Do you have a teddy bear?
Lots!
