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Chey is holding a contest to compile her list of New Year’s Resolutions for 2007. She’s offering some very cool prizes, most importantly, sponsorship of homeless kitties staying at the Best Friends Sanctuary.

After extensive consultations with my Feline Political Action Committee, we’ve determined the following Resolutions are appropriate for anycat considering a run for office:

1) Lay off the ‘Nip until after the election. Nothing can derail a promising candidacy like a drug-fueled indiscretion. If you must be around it, take a cue from previous presidents, DON’T INHALE (or at least, pretend not to)!

2) While laying off the ‘Nip can be difficult, it’s also important to resolve to stop catting around with every tomcat you see. A sex scandal can have equally destructive consequences. If you must have a dalliance (what cat doesn’t long for a little “grooming” on a long, lonely night?) make sure the Woman doesn’t have a camera to take “cute pictures” of you and your “new friend”.

3. Resolve to further hone your ability to say one thing, and do another. As a cat you have a natural advantage, having practiced for years the art of being cute and cuddly for food, headrubs and general attention only to run away, or worse put the bitey on the hand that feeds/cuddles you, as soon as you achieved your goal. This skill will come in VERY handy in Washington.

Chey, OC, Carma and I wish you luck and hope that you find these resolutions of some use. Happy New Year!

If you’re interested in entering Chey’s contest, click the button at the top of the post to go to her blog and get the rules!

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