Buzzkill of the Day Award

Goes to… my hubby. :(

My fantasy list has been up all day, and he’s said not a word to me. So, I ask him if he’s read my blog today with a smirk. “Yep.” then silence…

Me: You read my list?
Him: The one about the pool of chocolate and your list of men?
Me. Yeah.
Him: Yep. (silence)
Me: So?
Him: It’s not like I have to worry about you and Antonio Banderas in a pool of chocolate.
Me: (Indignant) Are you saying he wouldn’t have me? How ’bout the other guys?
Him: ::rolleyes and a smirk:: No, just what are the chances of Antonio Banderas or any of them walking by? And even if they did, where are you going to get a pool of chocolate?

::Wayne’s World daydream fade out thing:: Doo Doo Loo Doo Doo Loo Doo Doo Loo. Buzzkill.

8 Responses to “Buzzkill of the Day Award”

  1. Desert Songbird Says:

    Nice.

    The other day, my hubby was saying he might get a job at this place just a couple of miles down the road. He said it would enable him to use his lunch hour to go work out at the gym so that he could be home nights. I replied, “Yeah, or you could come have lunch with your wife once in a while.

    His response?

    He rolled his eyes.

  2. Jenny Ryan Says:

    Ah, bummer!

  3. Mary (mert) Says:

    As I have said before…
    Ah, men… you can’t live with them… you can’t kill ‘em.

    Without getting caught.

    Notice he said nothing about you and Angelina Jolie. He’s probably storing that one away for HIS fantasies. ;O)

    I recommend… flushing the toilet while he’s in the shower. :D

    I did, in fact, notice that. LOL You’re probably right. He sure loves to tease me. It’s how I know he loves me. He loves me a lot.

  4. Christine Says:

    LOL! My husband tells me he only teases me to have fun with me, because he loves me too!!
    For me it would be Brad Pitt and Keith Urban! :)
    Thanks for the smile on a rainy day!

    Yeah…they’d do too. Except, I’d make Keith sing to me too!

  5. Travis Says:

    Uhm. . .methinks Mr Tiggerprr requires a remedial course in fantasy.

  6. Daddy Forever Says:

    Thanks for the tip. I’ll remember to act jealous if I want something from my wife.

  7. Local Girl Says:

    Just wait . . . one day Antonio will pass by and then hubby will be sorry! LOL! Remember “the list” from the Friends episode?

  8. Sparky Duck Says:

    yes, but the pool of chocolate would sure as hell be fun to look for if the Bandaeras part of the equation was filled in

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