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Parking Lot Ponderings…

We’re coming out of the Walmart with our purchases, just stepping off the curb onto the pavement. This is the dialogue any interested party within earshot could hear as we were strolling to our car:

Ashlyn: So, you know how when it’s cold you can see your breath?
Me: (Raised eyebrow) Yessssss.
Ashlyn: Do you think when Eskimos fart, they can see it?
Me: (Choking.) I can NOT believe you just asked me that.
Ashlyn: Well, haven’t you ever wondered that?
Me: (Nervously looking around, side to side.) Um, no.
Ashlyn: You know you have.
Me: Um, no. You’re so weird.

My pride and joy. So socially appropriate.

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10 Responses to “Parking Lot Ponderings…”

  1. Katie Says:
    January 23rd, 2007 at 11:44 pm

    … omg I never thought of that! Now that she mentions it, I’d really like to know!

  2. Daddy Forever Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 12:22 am

    I want to know too. Can you make that her homework assignment?

  3. Desert Songbird Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 12:32 am

    Snort! I love your kid – she is SO matter of fact!

    I agree with Daddy Forever – have her do the homework. I know, have her post the results on Google Video or YouTube!

  4. Desert Songbird Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 12:34 am

    BTW, Tigg, you’ve been on a blogging roll! Are you making up for what you consider lost time?

    I haven’t posted a thing worth SNOT for a couple of days now.

    Sigh.

    It’s Ashlyn. She’s been providing me with a lot of material the last couple days. I haven’t even used everything yet because I’ve posted like mad today. Heck, I haven’t even posted about 24. It’s not just me though. My Google Reader is “off da hook” as kids today say.

  5. Mary (mert) Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Ummm, I have actually seen a winter fart. My husband and I refuse to grow up;O) LOL!

    LOL Well, that answers that. ::snicker:: Never in a million years would I ever have thought I’d ever write the word “fart” on my blog. I rarely actually even say it out loud. I’m repressed.

  6. Local Girl Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Gee, I wonder where she gets it from? LOL!

    LOL I have NO idea. Surely, it’s not me.

  7. Sparky Duck Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    You know, Ive wondered this myself, but Im a guy, we finding farting humorous

  8. Jenny Ryan Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    Oh man, you guys would TOTALLY fit in here at our house! Ashlyn is way cool!

  9. yoshi Says:
    January 24th, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    Tell ashlyn you can. But it depends on the situation. LOL I’m not kidding.

  10. slackermommy Says:
    January 25th, 2007 at 9:40 am

    Too funny! Fart conversations are pretty normal around here.

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