What Lindsay Lohan Really Needs…

I could almost make a Thursday 13 out of this…but…I won’t. What she really needs, besides a real Mom, is a big old fashioned spanking. We’ve all known that for a while I am sure…but after reading this today, it’s clear whatever she’s been getting, ain’t working. It’s sad really.

This is ridiculous and people who “love” her, should really do something, their cash cow is going to kill herself or someone else.

5 Responses to “What Lindsay Lohan Really Needs…”

  1. Sparky Duck Says:

    She is out of control and now slipping from the too much vodka phase that could be argued to being young and stupid, to the cokehead phase, which is just stupid and dangerous

  2. yoshi Says:

    well she’s at the age where a spanking could mean a good thing. she just need to get her ass kicked!

    Is that Yoshi…showing a little bit of his “freaky” side? muahaha :)

  3. kailani Says:

    Sorry, but she needs to spend some time in jail

    Well, that too…no need to be sorry! I just don’t know that jail would be much of a deterrent, considering how “awfully” they treated Paris Hilton

  4. Julie Says:

    Nearly a 13 list? Now that’s kinda scary…but true!

  5. HK Muse Says:

    She is such a lost cause. I don’t think anything is going to fix her. She will probably have to hit rick bottom.

    If her family and friends would quit making excuses for her then she may have a chance. I think it will be ODing or getting severely injured while driving under the influence to snap her the hell out of it. She is so messed up, I doubt hurting/killing someone else while under the influence would effect her too much.

    She is turning into Paris. She is everywhere and I am already sick of hearing about her on the cover of every magazine. The press should just post an article saying she is a lost cause and write her off. Maybe that would actually get to her!

    *sigh* I am putting way too much thought into LL…

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