Archive for the 'Humor' Category

A Little Scary…

Monday, March 31st, 2008

No, I’m not talking about Yoshi threatening me in my last post! I ate dinner at Lady & Sons because I wanted to, not because I’m scared of him! I’ll talk more on Savannah in a day or two. I have to organize the hundreds of pictures we took first. We had a good time though. :)

Well…what is A Little Scary? It’s a new webcomic that my friend cybrpunk has started to publish. Go check it out! It’s kind of cute in a weird little way. :)

What’s That Smell? Oh, It’s the Dog’s Pawfume!

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

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Now, I think I’ve seen everything. Yes, it’s a real ad. It was in W Magazine. The products, including, “Pawfume” are reportedly coming out this November according to the ad. It’s a new line of pet products by Juicy Couture. I bet Paris, Britney and that lot are quivering with excitement.

Wow.

It’s Fair Season, aka Time for Death on a Stick

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Crossposted from Hello!Food

As summer draws to a close, many states across the country are celebrating their State Fairs. With that, comes competitions for the best pickles, the best cows, the best sheep, well you get the idea. The masses swell for concerts by favorite artists, to ride the rides, get creeped out by the fair game carnies and to view the spectacle that is the Butter Cow, if you’re at the Iowa State Fair. But let’s face the facts, you and I both know the real reason that anyone vists the State Fair is the food.
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It’s a Cryin’ Shame…

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

that it’d not be a great idea for me to take our digital camera to the pool. Because…I found out in a vivid and very explicit way, just what on earth could possibly be worse than a fat, old man in a Speedo.

It’s a fat, old (and I do mean OLD), man in regular swim trunks, hiking the legs of his swim suit up around his nether regions as if they were Speedo shaped.

I totally would have shared that moment with all of you if I could have. I hope that my verbal description can dutifully conjure up the sights I saw today so I am not alone in my psychosis.

And to top it off, I got a wee bit of a sunburn. :(

It’s Never a Good Thing When…

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

your daughter calls you and the first words out of her mouth are, “Promise me you won’t get mad…”

Me: “Ummm… I can’t promise you that. What’s wrong?”

Sounds huge doesn’t it? She goes on to relate a story about her (nearly) 2 year old phone. Its display suddenly went black after she hung up, and taking the battery in and out didn’t make it restore to normal.

Me: Why would I get mad at that?
Her: I didn’t want you to think I did it on purpose.
Me (In my head: Picturing an Office Space printer bashing moment, only with her, and her phone.) We’ll have to have the techno guy (the hubby) look at that when you get home.

There for one moment, I had visions of her: in jail, pregnant or in a car wreck. Thank goodness it was only her cell phone display… hmmmm reverse psychology anyone? Naaaawww…

I Swear I Laughed for 2 Whole Minutes…

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

and I’ve not had much to be a laughin’ about lately… watch this!

Yes, I’m that immature. Even Ashlyn rolls her eyes at me.